I feel like The Crutchy Life was one of my best posts. Being bedridden might have contributed a lot to that. Needless to say, I might be able to produce another such masterpiece. Only because my laziness = being bedridden.
I've got a lot to brag about.
Yes. Resolutions. Let's make this serious shall we?
1. I shall not procrastinate...quite so much (jeez, the loophole makes it more realistic, so enough with the pointed looks!)
2. I shall not lie.
3. I shall remember Allah and my purpose in life as much as I can.
4. I shall be grateful and look at those beneath me when in need of such thoughts.
5. I shall be honest with my work. And continue to help those in need.
6. I shall not raise my voice when in civilized company (no 'grumbling' loophole for you, brat!)
7. I shall take better care of myself, health 'n' all.
8. I shall write more, for preservation of my sanity, and everyone else's around me [plus, to help prevent numero 6 from backfiring].
9. I shall continue my quest to search for a way to read ebooks on-the-go (good luck with that, sneered the mean voice in her head).
10. I shall sulk less, daydream less, be less indecent in my thoughts, and spread general goodwill among the public (yeah ok, the last one was just a dud to complete the sentence)
11. I shall not be too friendly to people so I don't have to make new friends and stop creating/sharing the huge emotional vortex/whirlpool.
12. I shall try to consume large amounts of candy.
13. I shall thrive less on the funny feeling. Humor is best left to elbows.
14. I shall help more at home.
15. I shall keep my sense of humor upright (yeah, the funny feeling has nothing to do with being funny, figured that out now, didn't you?)
16. I shall not look at cute guys. I shall not think about cute guys.
17. I shall finish this list, eventually.
I've got a lot to brag about.
Yes. Resolutions. Let's make this serious shall we?
1. I shall not procrastinate...quite so much (jeez, the loophole makes it more realistic, so enough with the pointed looks!)
2. I shall not lie.
3. I shall remember Allah and my purpose in life as much as I can.
4. I shall be grateful and look at those beneath me when in need of such thoughts.
5. I shall be honest with my work. And continue to help those in need.
6. I shall not raise my voice when in civilized company (no 'grumbling' loophole for you, brat!)
7. I shall take better care of myself, health 'n' all.
8. I shall write more, for preservation of my sanity, and everyone else's around me [plus, to help prevent numero 6 from backfiring].
9. I shall continue my quest to search for a way to read ebooks on-the-go (good luck with that, sneered the mean voice in her head).
10. I shall sulk less, daydream less, be less indecent in my thoughts, and spread general goodwill among the public (yeah ok, the last one was just a dud to complete the sentence)
11. I shall not be too friendly to people so I don't have to make new friends and stop creating/sharing the huge emotional vortex/whirlpool.
12. I shall try to consume large amounts of candy.
13. I shall thrive less on the funny feeling. Humor is best left to elbows.
14. I shall help more at home.
15. I shall keep my sense of humor upright (yeah, the funny feeling has nothing to do with being funny, figured that out now, didn't you?)
16. I shall not look at cute guys. I shall not think about cute guys.
17. I shall finish this list, eventually.
ahemm....aur jo ajj howa group text mai...:P so not following the resolutions...:P good..i knew you'd make moi proud..:P
ReplyDeletecare to mention which of the above i was violating?
ReplyDeletecute boys wala :P
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